Down-to-earth money talk. Slightly spicy.

Your spending.
Roasted, not judged.

A funny, slightly brutal monthly recap of where your money went. Get the insight, share the punchline, and give next month a better ending.

Less budget homework. More “okay, fair.”

Spend Roast hero

A taste of the roast · illustrative recap

“$214 on DoorDash this month. Your kitchen misses you.”

Our ground rules

Roast the habit, not the human.Sharing is always your call.Useful insight behind every joke.

01 / The monthly ritual

Finally, a money habit you’ll look forward to.

You don’t need another dashboard to ignore. You need a little perspective—with a very good punchline.

The idea

Like your yearly music recap.
But for your money.
And every month.

01

Your month, minus the spreadsheet.

Get a monthly spending recap that turns your habits into something you’ll actually want to read. Find the categories doing the most damage—and laugh a little along the way.

02

A roast worth posting.

Finish your recap with a one-tap share card made for TikTok and Instagram Stories. Your spending has a punchline. Now it has a format.

03

Make it a friendly competition.

Send a compare-with-a-friend link. Once they sign up, you can compare spending habits and find out whose takeaway habit needs an intervention.

Laugh at this month. Learn something for the next one.

02 / Pick your heat level

Come for the roast.
Stay for the insight.

The monthly recap is the starting point. Premium adds deeper insights and savings challenges when you’re ready to turn “oops” into a plan.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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A little clarity before the comedy.

Next month starts with a little honesty

Your wallet has stories.
Let’s hear them.

Make sense of your spending. Have a laugh. Then make your next move.

Get my spending roast